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Mensaje por Charlie319 el Jue Nov 07, 2013 9:21 pm

Esto me llego a mi E-mail. Buen chiste... y muy cierto:

Bob: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?



Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Obama saying the average family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Spending $634 million on a website that doesn't work?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Saddling our kids with $17 trillion in debt of which they can never get out of and will not have as good a life as we have?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments but giving the green light for Illegals to use Monument Mall?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"



Bob: "No the other one:.



Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Denying Arizona the right to protect its borders?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Qaeda"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a



budget no later than the first Monday in February?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?"



Bob: "No, the other one"



Jim: "You mean Fast & Furious?"



Bob: "No, the other one."



Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"



Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
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